joke of the day...

Well, i came across this joke while surfing some joke forum quite sometime back..
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If someone actually asks you this question "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absords heat)?" what would you answer?? The question was actually given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was given as follows:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of the religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of the religions and since people do not belong to more than 1 religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With the birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls to in Hell to increase exponentially. Now look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand propotionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate souls are entering Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase till all Hell breaks loose.

2 If Hell is expanding at a faster rate than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop till Hell freezes over.

So which is it??

If we accept the postulate given to me by Theresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before i slp with you," and take into account the fact that i slept with her last night, then the number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over..
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The student damn zai sia... write all this bullshit and, still it makes sense in some way.. hahaha

Chui Kong Lan Pa Song

"Wearing a bigger hat then ur head allows" I never think much abt tis before i enter the ARMY.. nowadays, this example/quote is appearing more and more frequently in front of me.. at my workplace.. there is this cb warrent... farking hell.. everything also "Yes sir yes sir, no prob.. i can do it" then, cb.. he can do it becomes we men can do it.. drawing, planning, buying, scouting.. u name it, we do it before.. damn it.. cb.. think we are a battlelion of 100 men ar.. everything also bao.. volunteer.. so steady, then he do himself lah.. farking loser.. always "chui kong lan pa song" think wat.. we NSFs free labour slave sia.. execute things while they move their cb mouth.. and still give us a pittance as allowance..

mm... i am back... tis past 2 wks got "writer's block"... mm... just read an article a few days back on ppl who went to climb Mt Everest.. there was tis guy... he died near the summit of Mt Everest.... ya.. you may think "Nothing wat.. so common.. every year got like 60+ climbers die while climbing the mountain" but this guy... he died because, he was left there to die.. by his group, by 40 other climbers who went past him and proceed to the summit...

wat's the world coming to?? u could say tat i am callous... but, if i were to be in that kinda scenerio, i will forgo my push to the summit and try to save tat guy... i mean, it's a living person and he's just right in front of u.. and, if u wun save him, he might just die... given the choice of 1. Braggin rights and some pic and 2. Save the climber who was left behind by his team.. i will choose 2.... Period....