Game of the day?

joke of the day...

Well, i came across this joke while surfing some joke forum quite sometime back..
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If someone actually asks you this question "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absords heat)?" what would you answer?? The question was actually given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was given as follows:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of the religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of the religions and since people do not belong to more than 1 religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With the birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls to in Hell to increase exponentially. Now look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand propotionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate souls are entering Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase till all Hell breaks loose.

2 If Hell is expanding at a faster rate than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop till Hell freezes over.

So which is it??

If we accept the postulate given to me by Theresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before i slp with you," and take into account the fact that i slept with her last night, then the number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over..
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The student damn zai sia... write all this bullshit and, still it makes sense in some way.. hahaha

Chui Kong Lan Pa Song

"Wearing a bigger hat then ur head allows" I never think much abt tis before i enter the ARMY.. nowadays, this example/quote is appearing more and more frequently in front of me.. at my workplace.. there is this cb warrent... farking hell.. everything also "Yes sir yes sir, no prob.. i can do it" then, cb.. he can do it becomes we men can do it.. drawing, planning, buying, scouting.. u name it, we do it before.. damn it.. cb.. think we are a battlelion of 100 men ar.. everything also bao.. volunteer.. so steady, then he do himself lah.. farking loser.. always "chui kong lan pa song" think wat.. we NSFs free labour slave sia.. execute things while they move their cb mouth.. and still give us a pittance as allowance..

mm... i am back... tis past 2 wks got "writer's block"... mm... just read an article a few days back on ppl who went to climb Mt Everest.. there was tis guy... he died near the summit of Mt Everest.... ya.. you may think "Nothing wat.. so common.. every year got like 60+ climbers die while climbing the mountain" but this guy... he died because, he was left there to die.. by his group, by 40 other climbers who went past him and proceed to the summit...

wat's the world coming to?? u could say tat i am callous... but, if i were to be in that kinda scenerio, i will forgo my push to the summit and try to save tat guy... i mean, it's a living person and he's just right in front of u.. and, if u wun save him, he might just die... given the choice of 1. Braggin rights and some pic and 2. Save the climber who was left behind by his team.. i will choose 2.... Period....

just love the view... blue sky, hazy sky, cloudy sky.. whenever i am feeling low, i will sit in front of the window and just stone there... enjoying the view, the wind.. the sound of trains passing by.. -_-" haha.. looking out, it makes me feels so inferior at times.. it's like, the world is so BIG.. and, even if i dun exist, i don't think it will make much of a difference.. http://www.maxswim.com/

today was such an emotional day... felt as if playing roller coaster.. period..

Wat a day

stayed in camp yesterday.. cos got a duty.. which isn't mine in the 1st place... i remembered the wrong date.. hhaa... should be today instead.. and the best thing is, i only found out abt it when i finish my duty.. haha.. mm.. abit fark up lah.. i mean, the duty... last night's like one of the most chiam duty i did sia... it started fine.. no calls, no special case... till it hit 12am.. everything goes downwards from then on... -_-"

boss came back to do some work at 12am.. hard to sleep sia.. cos he will walk here walk there... close door etc... sianz... then, 1am... the 1st call come in... then 1.15am.. dun noe which farker trying to fax some document over to my office.. BUT the prob is he/she/it dial the mainline number instead of the fax number!!!! damn farker.. went on for like 45mins.. damn it.. and i have to gong gong answer the phone cos, it could be some genuine case.. *_*" sianz...

just when i thought everything settled down liao.. climax come liao.. i woke up at 6... STOMACHACHE.. super torturing sia.. have you ever tried this before... legs wobbly... climb up 2 flights of stairs... 1 hand holding a cordless phone, the other hand holding up to my shorts cos it's dropping.. then.. the sh*t is like near to overflowing.. but in such tight situation, somehow a very stupid thought cross my mind... "How abt sticking a finger into the a**? Will it prevent me from sh*tting on my pants??" stupid right... hahaha.. think still not awake yet.. hahah.. luckily i made it to the toilet cubicle just in time.. haha..

a new start

so.. mm.. finally decided to join in and start a blog of my own... at least, it will at least occupied some of the void which i had been feeling nowadays.. perhaps caused by the festival seasons? perhaps by my own self pityness? i cant exactly pin point just which is it...

from what ppl see, they may think i am a happy go lucky person?? ya.. i agree.. half the time, i would wait and wait and wait for things to happen instead of going for it... but, wat ppl din see is wat i keep inside me.. the side which is yearning to get out... to be reveal.... a side which i like better.. yet, it takes too much of me to change......

abit more abt me... serving the nation right now.. i remembered reading "NS.. where boys become MAN" i used to laugh at this... i mean, come on... i don't need NS to make me into a MAN.. i am already a MAN... that's what i used to think... since entering, i have to admit.. NS made me a whole new person.. a MAN.. a person i thought is impossible in the past.. yeah... including making me having alot more pimples... -_-" if i gotta change 1 thing in NS, it will be no CAMO on face... i mean, in war, do we really care whether there is some patches of green, black on our face?? if you are meant to be shot at, it's fate.. no amt of camo can save u.. pessimistic? yeah.. i am not the only 1... haha

till next time...